Have a Nice Poop Candle
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Nothing politer than inviting your guests to a nice poop while visiting. Let's just hope they don't pee on the seat when they get a chuckle from the candle. "Clean up after yourself" candle coming soon.
Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives. Feel good about what you buy.
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