Celebrate your very own DILF with this awesome smelling candle. This Cherry Pipe Tobacco scent is a winner for everyone in the house.

As always, partial proceeds go to kids mental health. Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives. 

For that special MILF in your life.  Smells just like chic a bow wow.  ...which means many things for many people, so we went with a nice lime basil mandarin instead.

As always, partial proceeds to kids mental health initiatives.  Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives. 

How thoughtful of you to snap up this cute little gift for your partner. She'll be thanking you for about 60 hours (the burn time of the candle).

Scent: English Pear Freesia

As always, partial proceeds to kids mental health initiatives. Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  

A little more romantic than V1.

Scent: Cinnamon Hearts

As always, partial proceeds to kids mental health initiatives. Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  

Package /ˈpakij/ - an object or group of objects wrapped in paper or plastic, or packed in a box.

This is of course the type of package we are referring to. Rrrright. Bonus: the sexy and subtle Vanilla Pipe Tobacco scent is a gift for you too.

As always, partial proceeds go to kids mental health. Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives. 

...but was it REALLY the best decision? Who are we to judge, only you know the truth. Regardless, this candle is definitely a good decision. Make magic happen.  If only it came with a bottle of wine...

As always, partial proceeds to kids mental health initiatives. Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  

When you're lost for words, just point to the candle.  We got you.

Add this candle to a Giftbox HERE.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  Feel good about what you buy.

Be sure to have the camera rolling when he unscrews the lid, only to find out that there is no wick to light!

From an extreme high, to an extreme low, all in 10 seconds.  This unwicked gag candle will serve its purpose well.   

PS. It does come with a wick...on the side...which you can insert at your discretion later.  The candle scent is a sweet Cherry Pipe Tobacco.

As always, partial proceeds go to kids mental health initiatives. Feel good about what you buy.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  

Add this candle to a Giftbox HERE.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  Feel good about what you buy.

This candle is the right size to set the mood in a bedroom, office, dining room, bathroom, or whatever other private space you enjoy date night.  Do life your way.

Add this candle to a Giftbox HERE.

Sustainably-made | Vegan | Zero-Waste
Retreat uses a custom coconut and soy wax which is among the most sustainable waxes on the market. With phthalate-free fragrances, FSC certified crackling wooden wicks, zero-plastic packaging, and a seedpaper bookmark to plant in your empty candle jar with each order, it's tough to find a more ethical candle out there. As always, partial proceeds go to kids/youth mental health initiatives.  Feel good about what you buy.